Sunday, July 01, 2007

How humiliating!

Mo's been on a kick lately. Last week I got a haircut and nw this week mom gave me a bath and ANOTHER haircut!! Can you believe that? And she massacred me! I admit I don't let mom brush my back legs...I HATE it! She can brush the rest of me and thats okay...on second thought, maybe not, I won't let her brush my belly either, but when she gets the brush out, I come running. I love to have my back bushed and my mustashe is pretty good too...I can't say I care for her brushing my front paws, but dare not touch my back legs or I'll snap and if her hand is in the way, well so be it. (Yes, I have to admit I will bite when provoked) (Note from mom: It doesn't take much to "provoke" Mackie. Sometimes he just gets grouchy and we all stay out of his way! He also hates to be told "no" and of course having his back legs brushed sets him off...let's see so does having his feet touched while he's sleeping) Enough of that mom! I'm trying to tell everyone what a horrible job you did on my hair. So anyway, because I won't let mom brush my back legs regularly, my hair was matted. So mom decided to put me ont eh grooming table in the basement and muzzle me! The indignity!!! Then she proceeded to brush my back legs before she realized that a brush would'nt get through it! heheheh! Then she tried the Coat King to no avail, then the matt cutter and I have to admit here that I let out a little cry (just to jerk her chain of course, it never really hurt!) and she gave in. I thought that meant she would let me off that darn table, but instead she shaved my back legs!! Urgh! A WFT missing his rear furnishings! I look silly! I look bow-legged! (note from mom: He does look silly and he looks FAT!!heheheh But I had no choice. This is a good lesson to Mackie that he is just going to have to let me brush his back legs when the rest of him is getting brushed!)
I'm humiliated....


Butchy & Snickers said...

Hehehehe! That's what happens if you don't let your Mama bwush ewe! Snickers doesn't like her legs bwushed vewy well either. So if she gets snap happy, out comes the muzzle. Then she's calm as can be & Mama can make her look all pwetty. I Butchy do vewy well for bwushing. I don't like it on my legs & feet, but I don't fight it. We both just luv our backies brushed. Feels so good. So don't worry Mackie, your bootiful hair will grow back fast. Have a great weekend!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Joe Stains said...

Too bad there is no way to chew up all the things she uses to torture you with

Gus said...

Hiya Twin! I hate to have my legs fact, I hate to be brushed AT ALL. I only let muzzer use HER hair brush, and very carefully! And I can tell when she tries to slip an "old" brush into the rotation.

Glad to hear from you. I am going to St. Loulis soon

Oscar Airedale said...

My cat sis is like you when it comes to grooming. Face and back, purr purr purr, tummy of legsd, psycho devil kitty!

Oscar x

Maggie said...

Hey Mackie! It's so nice to hear from you! You look pretty darn good to me! I've missed you lots!

Love ya lots,

Asta said...

boy do I unnerstand what you'r feeling..go see my post today, and you'll see what I's sooo embawwasing...Mommi uses a coat king too, but now there's nothing left to even bwush,sigh....chin up Mackie, you're still a hunk!
smoochie kisses